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An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.
A funny Asian with a heart of gold who will make you party for 72hrs straight. But mostly famous for flaking on friends by accident.
Andrew pulled an Andy Yi and forgot to pick me up from the airport
A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).
Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine
The quarter Back for the Bengals that’s leading his team to be compared to The Dolphins.
Idiot Friend : Andy Dalton is the Best QB in the league , he should be compared to Vick
Funny friend : Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t know you were demented
The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.
Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
A sexy man beast with uncontrollable facial hair. Farts a lot. Fucks like a turttle on crack.
An amazing guy that lives in southern Illinois. Big heart. An amazing friend. Literally the funniest man on planet earth.
I wish I had a Andy Miller in my life. I would so much happier.