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If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.
I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.
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Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.
"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"
"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."
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Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.
Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!
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When you are eating a slutbucket out and you have the pussy and the ass in your mouth.
I was eatin some biatch out and suddenly i had an egg sandwitch. Yum.
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A Comical way of refering to an Egg McMuffin. Part of the McDonalds breakfast menu.
Guy1: I'm just gonna swing by McDonalds and grab a burger, you want anything?
Guy2: Yeah pick us up an Egg McMuff mate.
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A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae
When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg
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