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Bus Stop Bum

(1) A homeless person that usually takes out at the bus stop the haggle people for money and to have some type of shelter from the rain

(2) A person who sleeps at a bus stop or a train station

If a vagabond sleeps on the street he's homeless if he sleeps at the bus stop he's a bus stop bum

by EmJayee January 30, 2020


National Stop This Stupid Trend Day

May 1st is National Stop This Stupid Trend Day. On this day, no one of any age is permitted to make up any more of these stupid random holidays that have no meaning or significance.

Hey 12 year old! You can’t make your “National Anime Titties Day”. It’s National Stop This Stupid Trend Day!

by a sane person on the internet April 16, 2021


SSS - stop squirting september

This is the female version of NNN (no nut november) its similar to FFF (finger free february). This is a time to get back at your boyfriends for NNN, we're gonna step it up though to prove ourselves. No physical contact of any sexual context, no masturbation, making out is limited to 2 minutes, and absolutely no sex. Such as edging, humping, duke dennis hugs, etc. No pornography unless in any innocent context: watching movie scenes, etc. No exceptions. If you make it through, bragging rights .

Lauren - Hey its SSS!! Are you gonna do it? Its your time to get back at Bobby for NNN.

Samantha - Of course, I've been waiting for this.

Lauren - Good luck girl you got this.

Lauren- SSS - stop squirting september

by 11mbat+11maj October 26, 2024


crime stop

An idea that is casually accepted and provides a quick and satisfying explanation of an issue where a deeper analysis would lead to thought crimes.

When I told my mother that the emperor is naked she said that only stupid people don't see the emperor's clothes and I can't get past the crime stop.

by Sp2An January 13, 2024


The Four Way Stop

When four friends come together and buy a small watermelon or a substitute fruit and they cut four holes that meet in the center of said fruit. The goal of The Four Way Stop is to synchronize each of your thrusts so you all tips meet in the middle. The first one to finish has to eat said fruit once the last participant arrives at completion.

"Hey guys would you like to pick up a watermelon at the supermarket, so we can all do the four way stop after the party?"

by sttiigg June 20, 2022


aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2

Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024

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I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019