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Tiger Blood

A rare and potent blood type known to flow in the veins of Charlie Sheen. It allows you think and act on super human levels and withstand the addictive effects of any known drug. It will also make you impervious to all known types of poisons which would otherwise cause death in Keith Richards. Known side effects of Tiger Blood is Winning and sex with porn stars.

I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man

by Presise March 7, 2011

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Tiger Blood

Delusional self-confidence that overtakes your personality causing your to overrate your sex appeal, and self-worth to the world around you. People afflicted with tiger blood will consider themselves popular in the face of overwhelming rejection and disdain for their actions.

Victim: "You are disgusting, unfunny, and poking holes in the condom is one of the most repugnant acts on the face of the earth."

Tiger Blood Guy: "You are just overwhelmed by my awesomeness, and I only tried to get you pregnant so you could have some of my amazing tiger blood pumping inside you."

Actor Charlie Sheen has been suffering from tiger blood for years. He described it as "the blood that throws through me that I can feel."

by TheRealMcCoy22 March 7, 2011

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Blood Stick

An erect penis, a stiffy, boner, hard-on.

Come on darling, let me stab you with my blood stick.

by Gabriel Donavan Gilchrist December 22, 2008

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Blood Moon

When you stretch out your ballsack and it goes perfectly smooth

β€œHey y’all wanna see my blood moon?”

by My_Dixie_Rekt November 23, 2017

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blood thirsty

anyone who eats meat that is not fully cooked
people say that a certain race is blood thirsty,but i don't believe that any one can be blood thirsty

Dave;"Hey you don't have any steak that's well done?"
Cook:no sorry
Dave:damn, i'm not blood thirsty

by supastarrayadig October 17, 2007

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Tiger blood

HIV Positive

I got some bad news... the doctor said that I have tiger blood.

by you'dliketoknowwouldn'tyou November 19, 2015

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Blood In The Water

Term that can be used to describe several situations in short depending on how one applies it to a conversation.

I came up from blood in the water, I know what rock bottom looks like, that’s why I’m never going back.

by Idaho208 November 29, 2021

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