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An amazing event for young and old. Far more important than Gymnastics parties.
I can't come to Ben's Farewell Breakfast cause i'm totally retarded and wanna go to a kiddy gymnastic party. Wow i hate myself.
A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.
My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!
When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club
I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.
I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
To have a very intimate conversation with a complete stranger who afterwords tells everyone. Debrived from the scene in The Breakfast Club were they all are talking about there gay little problems
Dude I was talking to Andy and he went breakfast clubbed me and told victoria i wanted to tap her
Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.
Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.
I woke up to a kings breakfast.
When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.