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a man/ woman that is fine, hot , and dipped in chocolate , everyone desires them and one taste of them and it will drive anyone crazy
A band that was in the movie "coming to america"
(also sexual vanilla which is the same thing different flava!)
"Ladies and gentlemen I would like introduce my band....sexual chocolate, sexual chocolate on the good foot!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that boy is fine i just wanna take him and eat his sexual chocolate self up"
" Give me a piece of that sexual chocolate!"
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When a girl is on her back and you defecate onto her face then sit down covering the nose and mouth so as not to allow any airflow. She will flail and turn red like a lobster.
White Steve: "Hey did you hear about that chick that Jim killed?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"
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it's simple, a sexy black guy with an amazing smile. usually tall with muscles and good hair, has style and game, and has a sexy voice
"OMG I saw a sexy chocolate today..."
"Where?"
"In my class, there are three of em"
:)
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when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury's chocolate buttons in her ass crack, as the night wears on the chocolate buttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she's shat herself during the night
"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"
"hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate buttoned, bitch!!!!!"
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In order to give a "chocolate nuts" a man must take a shit on their partners chest and puts his balls/testicles into the crap. Then has his partner lick and suck off the poo.
My girlfriend was pretty hungry so I went ahead and fed her some "chocolate nuts".
Dude, that african chick looks hungry, maybe she wants some "chocolate nuts".
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Derogatory slang term for catholics used in Northern Ireland.
Apparently derives from the fact that Nuns look like Penguins, and a Penguin is a type of chocolate biscuit.
Here Gerry, your mum's a fucking chocolate biccie! y'dick!
If you like a lot o' chocolate on ur biscuit...
we’re going to need to conduct a number
of tests before I can give you any answers, y'chocolate biccie bastard!
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Taking your girlfriend up the arse while your mum and dad are at church
Tyron - "Whassup Bro?"
Winston - "I'm at home innit, the folks are out drinking tea with the coffin dodgers at church so I persuaded me bitch to try one of my Chocolate Sundaes".
Tyron - "Really Winston, by the end of it did she have a face full of cream?"
Winson "Yeah and extra salty chocolate"
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