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Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017


Clean Balk

opposite of dirty talk;

verbalization which is normal, informal or not, or the lack of communication entirely during sex.

"I'm enjoying this so much." I wanted to kick him out of bed... if it wasn't for that massive dong. I want dirty talk not a feckin' clean balk.

by Don't use your real name.your July 12, 2023


dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 20, 2019


Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.

My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.

by PollosHermanos July 29, 2023


quattro clean

When you wash your hands,use visine,spray cologne or perfume,and mouthwash after smoking marijuana

After smoking a marijuana cigarette or J Chaz and Rich quattro cleaned!

by Idk Sir Charles April 13, 2011


Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

by tch0rtle August 12, 2021


Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".

Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.

by ccphater10 September 29, 2021