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one that bites on the way in ;)
ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot
Cock: The Movie is science-fiction and drama based movie about a Filipino boy tries to solve a math problem relates to real world problems. His actions of brilliant math equations led to his consequences as he witnessed several traumatic events, such as doing a math problem about doing your mother and ended up impregnating her instead.
Cock: The Movie? That's Albert Einstein level right there.
Doing your mom.
Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.
Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock
The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!
When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva
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A cock whore is the ultimate true slut. It doesnt matter her age or if she's married, she just can't get enough hard cock. A cock whore dresses like a slut at all times, letting everyone see her tits, ass and pussy. She doesnt care about a mans age, race or if he's thin or fat, only that he has a hard cock between his legs and thats he is willing to stuff one of her holes with it.
Kathy is a complete cock whore. She's married and in her 50's but has still let over 40 different men fuck her in the past year alone. She wears as little as possible to work. Very short skirts and thigh highs to let men peek at her sexy ass. Even at home she lets the neighbors see her by walking in the house naked and outside with only a thong bikini on.
Last Friday she let 2 college boys fuck her dirty pussy before work and her boss fucked her ass in his office by simply lifting her skirt and telling her to bend over. Then at lunch a guy she met on the internet fucked her in the back of his car in a park. Back at work she sucked off a black coworker who told her she had nice tits. She then stopped at a bar on way home and let to men she didnt know take her home to bang her.
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adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.
Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be one cock diesel muthafucka
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A person, usually a man, who lacks strength of character, or who is an easy touch for a sob story, or who cannot be relied on to take decisive action. Usually a sycophant.
The boss asked us to work on Saturday, and my supervisor didn't stand up to him and argue. What a soft cock.
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