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When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.
That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...
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Something Eminem wants to dump on Trump's head
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
-Eminem
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Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.
Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!
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bring your gf in a dumpster and fuck her then pop a chancre in her ass then make her eat it then make out w/ her then spit it in her vagina then hit her over the head with a coffee mug...dumb bitch
dude this chick pissed me off so i took her out back and gave her a sunnyvale coffee bean...she thought it was erotic
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A place that makes bland coffee and posts terrible and corny coffee memes. Then decides to do wine and beer for some reason? And completely forgets that second wave was funded by a charity organization.
Second Wave Coffee and More?: Hmm… let’s see… I know let’s also add wine and beer and forget that I work for Arc of the midlands and DDSN. Lol. :-) :-) :-) see I’m :-) because I’m always :-) because I don’t want people I abused to know I’m a depressing bitch Lol. You know who you are.
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Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette is a game that demands dedication, willpower and mental prowess. The game, invented over drinks and a warm fire during a blistering night in South Baltimore by five friends having what seemed like a harmless conversation, little did they know the game of all games was about to be born. The rules seem basic and may even camouflage the intense difficulties that come with entering into the Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette competition. To begin, all participants must consume a bran muffin while drinking coffee. Immediately following the consumption of the muffin and coffee a cigarette must be smoked (make sure all participants are actually inhaling the nicotine). This process is repeated as needed until the competing individuals have all had bowel movements. The individual that manages to be the last one to move his/her bowels is crowned the winner of the competition.
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guidelines of competition:
*A bowel movement for the sake of Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette is defined as any type of substance besides air that passes through the individual's colon
*The brand of muffin or type of cigarette does not matter, obviously the same size cigarette must by used i.e if someone is smoking a parliament light and someone rolls up with a Virginia Slim 150, then the game has become unbalanced and in so its integrity is compromised and all individuals must start over at least 24 hours later)
*Vomiting is strictly prohibited. Vomiting reduces pressure on an individual's stomach, thus making it easier to hold off from the inevitable Bowel Movement and thus granting an unfair advantage. On a related note, no substance can pass through an orifice that is not either the Penis or the Urethra and when any urinating occurs there must be another individual watching, with the door open, to make sure it is only urine is being released from the body.
*Should you run out of bran muffins and the competition is still underway, a comparable substitute may used to help expedite the remainder of the competition. Such substitutes include Raisin Bran Cereal with Milk, Chinese Food, Vodka and Red Bulls, or any other diuretic.
On January 6, 2008 four individuals played Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette by eating one bran muffin smoking one cigarette and drinking one cup of coffee every hour until someone Passed his bowel
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Over and out! (as in using walkie-talkies)
This phone is driving me crazy already your mother has accomplished permission to drive me crazy I am talking to a computer generated voice who has hard time listening to the synodic's phenolics of my voice I will shoot this Tank before it's allover do you understand readme 10 for all coffee
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