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The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.
When you let a girl suck on your Dak and you Zeke on her face.
After the big game Sunday I gave my girl a Dallas cowboy!
The most whinny fan base in the world, thinks it America’s team but really is the worst team in the NFL, hasn’t won a super since most of the draft picks in 2021 wasn’t born
Dallas Cowboys- whinny and bitchy
a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce
"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"
When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!
A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.
Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.
Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?
Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!
Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!