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If you’re having green-brown eyes, you are having devil eyes. People with that eye color are often the most lovely, but they can also very dangerous.
A: Hey, do you see that guy over there, I think he has devil eyes
B: what are devil eyes?
A: people with green-brown eyes have devil eyes because of the evil looking color
B: what?
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Vagina, or Pussy; referred to in a manner in which a man is seduced by a woman into making a bad decision, or giving them anything they want in hopes of getting laid.
You got caught by the Devil's Snare, didn't you?
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My synonym for the sex toy called anal beads
I introduced my girlfriend to the Devil’s Rosary last night during foreplay.
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He a cool dude, that singer rapper mf or whatever.
He think he devil fruit? He can’t even play the triangle.
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The Devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper.
Heisen is bout to go Devil time ;)
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A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.
Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.
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A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.
As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.
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