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Being served by the lunchroom lady at the same time she's fixing your lunch. One of the rarest occurrences in Servdom.
Lunchroom Lady: "What do you want with your chicken, Ponch?"
Nicole: "Dude, the lunchroom lady just called you Ponch, cause she thinks you look like Erik Estrada."
Mikey: "OMG! I've just been Double Served."
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Used in sales environments to give the associates extra incentives. Double spiffs are usually given out at the end of a month, quarter or year and sometimes special occasions.
Jason: Dude---I wrote 8 deals today!!!
Yamilin: Sweet---You got some serious double spiffs as today is the last day of March.
Jason: I hope none of them cancel.
Yamilin: Don't jinx it. They will stick.
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Coming from the word that is now over used "Epic," it means something that is twice as epic as normal.
Son - "Holy shit, that guy just did a double backflip off the playground!"
Father - "No son, that shit was Double Epic."
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A man is sporting a "double Cleveland" if he's wearing both white shoes and a white belt. If he's wearing only one of the two, it's called a "half Cleveland."
Hey, check out the guy over there in the double Cleveland.
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This is a variation of the Dutch Oven where both parties fart and trap eachother under the covers.
I tried to give my wife a Dutch Oven but she fired back. It was the dreaded Double Boiler.
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An instance where a person fires a single shot and hits two targets. Usually a term used when bird hunting or skeet shooting.
John took aim at one duck as it flew by and fired just as another crossed it's path, and hit both. A perfect scotch double for the day.
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When a girl has two on the rack AND two in the back
fine ass girl walks into the room...
Ryan: damn that girl's got two on the rack and two in the back!
Lloyd & Jarel: DOUBLE DEUCES!!!!!
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