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When your boyfriend gets too drunk and ends up shitting himself and puking in your room during your party.
Being shit drunk at a party should mean never going back to that place and probably high time to move out of state from the mess that was made!
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The phenomenon in which an amount of alcohol when consumed after sundown has a much stronger effect than the same amount consumed during the daylight hours. Usually resulting in idiotic behavior and premature pass out, sometimes followed by a sleepwalking type state and urination in random places such as closets, the living room, on the cat, etc...
I can't believe how night drunk I got! Hey! Who the hell peed in the fridge??
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The state of being under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Dude i was so drunk pot last night i could'nt even stand!"
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When your friend nigger joe gets drunk and you go to the horehouse with his credit card
Everybody hates drunk niggers that date crazy asains
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When you take painkillers, in relatively large doses and feel 'Drunk' as a result.
Man, I was up all night with a head ache, now I'm Tired High and Painkiller Drunk
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When you drink 2-3 beers and get blackout, fall down drunk. Later you are taken home and deposited on the couch. When you wake up the next day, you falsely claim that you were roofied. Also, you were supposed to be the designated driver.
I'm just having a few beers tonight, but I'm gonna get "Kellerman drunk. "
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My personal story: I'm going to refer to him as Master and me as slave. Master always picks slave up at the location they first met. Master takes me back to his place and allows me play. During said playtime...I may or may not have drank the juices right from him. I had things to do that day but when he dropped me off, I got in my car and made it to to the bank across from the store that he picked me up from. I still had to do some shopping, after my banking I drove right away and forgot about my shopping. I live 30 minutes away from my Master and I don't even remember the drive there. I do know that I missed my exit and when I realized where I was I had to reroute back to home. I told him later what happened and he said I was cum drunk. I've never had that happen before. Just a slave here saying that it really is a thing.
Did you find your way home or are you still cum drunk?
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