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The phenomenon in which an amount of alcohol when consumed after sundown has a much stronger effect than the same amount consumed during the daylight hours. Usually resulting in idiotic behavior and premature pass out, sometimes followed by a sleepwalking type state and urination in random places such as closets, the living room, on the cat, etc...
I can't believe how night drunk I got! Hey! Who the hell peed in the fridge??
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the life of the party who also happens to fuck up alot of shit at the party
Town Drunk usually has a good time until he/she knocks a vase over
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The state of being under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Dude i was so drunk pot last night i could'nt even stand!"
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When you drink 2-3 beers and get blackout, fall down drunk. Later you are taken home and deposited on the couch. When you wake up the next day, you falsely claim that you were roofied. Also, you were supposed to be the designated driver.
I'm just having a few beers tonight, but I'm gonna get "Kellerman drunk. "
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My personal story: I'm going to refer to him as Master and me as slave. Master always picks slave up at the location they first met. Master takes me back to his place and allows me play. During said playtime...I may or may not have drank the juices right from him. I had things to do that day but when he dropped me off, I got in my car and made it to to the bank across from the store that he picked me up from. I still had to do some shopping, after my banking I drove right away and forgot about my shopping. I live 30 minutes away from my Master and I don't even remember the drive there. I do know that I missed my exit and when I realized where I was I had to reroute back to home. I told him later what happened and he said I was cum drunk. I've never had that happen before. Just a slave here saying that it really is a thing.
Did you find your way home or are you still cum drunk?
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The swagger that one acquires after consuming enough alcohol to give them a extra super confidence and euphoria. This is mostly associated with the morning after a long night of heavy drinking when the drinker still has that superman confidence till the buzz wears off.
Brian had that drunk swag, he got like 2 numbers and fucked a bitch in the bathroom the next morning at school.
Jamal liked working the mornings after a long night of drinking cause he had that drunk swag for a while, which made him feel like a king.
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Drunk shaming is a complex ritual wherein a person who passes out with his or her shoes on, while drinking heavily with others, is bodily modified. This modification can take the form of having ones eyebrows or head shaved, face and/or body written on, or any number of everyday objects piled atop one's passed out body. Drunk shaming often focuses on sexual innuendo, so pictures of cocks on faces and other parts of the body are common in male and female victims of drunk shaming.
While some have suggested that drunk shaming is a cultural ritual aimed at ridiculing those who drink too much, it is in fact a bacchanalian celebration of rampant inebriation.
Dude, I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I woke up the next morning half naked with 'BALLS' written on my forehead and duct tape covering my hair. It freaking hurt to pull off! It was like the worst case of drunk shaming ever.
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