Random
Source Code
Random
When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.
It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.
Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.
When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.
Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.
To gloss over, cover up or white-wash by changing the narrative by privileged caucasian men and women.
They just becky-ed corn rows. They're now calling them boxer braids.
people usually use this to insult people who have ginger hair or just talking about a singer called”ed sheeren” (for example)
OMG ED SHEEREN GOES TO MY SCHOOL 😍😍😍😍😍😍 or ( OMG ITS ED SHEEEREN !!)
Saving a cup that hits the last cup of the game, winning the entire game.
Damn, I just Ed Johnsoned that bitch.
To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.
My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!
A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."