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To give oral sex and receive anal sex at the same time - a spit roast. The candle in question is a penis, or man made substitute such as a strap-on dildo.
Jon loves burning the candle both ends, it keeps him up all night.
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The Lord of all Cheese. One of the 13 cards banned in Duel Monsters, it is perhaps the most hated card in the game next to Yata-Garasu (see Yata-lock).
Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End
Dragon/Dark/8/3000/2500
This card can only be Special Summoned by removing 1 LIGHT and 1 DARK monster in your Graveyard from play. Pay 1000 of your Life Points to send all cards in both players' hands and on the field to the Graveyard. Inflict 300 points of damage to your opponent's Life Points for each card that is sent to the Graveyard by this effect.
Alongside the priority rule, this card couldn't be stopped without a stupidly situational counter.
"Pay 1000. The field goes BOOM."
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The sensation felt when your best web developer and friend leaves the company you work for.
See Also: maudlin
"Why is that guy standing there with a database & dll, and looking around in confusion?"
"Hmm, perhaps he's suffering from Phantom Front-End-Guy"
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a donkey's rear end. used to describe one's face, butt, or a woman.
"Her face looked like the south end of a north bound donkey."
"I went down on her and it looked like the south end of a north bound donkey"
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It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."
Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.
Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.
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when one balls so hard he falls off the deep end of life
Magic Johnson: "Man my life is great right now. Lots of pussy. Lots of Cocaine. Lots of money. Nothing can hold me back."
6 months later
Magic: "Fuck I'm ballin off the deep end. I have HIV."
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Threatening to totally fuc*ing destroy someone
Jay: "bitch"
Lillian: "I'll end your whole career"