bottomless pit of flaming snakes

noun/adjective- the worst, most painful, most hopeless, never-ending situation one could ever find themselves in, usually pertaining to a relationship with a female.

"I haven't seen Mark in 3 weeks!"
"Yeah, he met this girl and fell into a bottomless pit of flaming snakes."

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Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.

Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...

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Flaming Ass Piss

A watery discharge from the ass that leaves the hole burning
usually after a night out or a big meal

I did the biggest Flaming Ass Piss after our night out last night.

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What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.

Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"

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Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

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Flaming Cambodia Fishing Pole

A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.

We tried a flaming Cambodia fishing pole, and I almost bleed out.

Flame cum fire bum

The flame cum fire bum is when you drizzle gasoline in and around the anus of your partner and then light a match and put it into your urethra and proceed to butt fuck your partner.

Person 1: I’m gonna give you the flame cum fire bum
Person 2: oh god please no

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