Suzie and Dave joke

Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.

COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"

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a walking racist joke

when someone is so intact with there race they positively influence stereo types freely.

god look at him
yeah i know hes such a walking racist joke

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yo mama jokes

if you sill say yo mama jokes you are gay and have no friends

yo mama so fat she looks like a planet lol that is why yo mama jokes are trash

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joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick

"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."

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three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.

Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!

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bro its a joke

when your friend gets mad from you doing something that hurts his feelings and you try to avoid him hurting you
ie: destroying his hard work

You: casually destroys your friend's 8 yr old Minecraft SMP
Friend: STOP ITT OR I WILL (put life threatening phrase here)!!
You: bro its a joke
Friend: ok

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Too Much Jokes

Too much jokes or TMJ - for when lol just isn't enough. It can relate to a night of jokes or just one particular thing could be too much jokes.

1. Is having too much jokes tonight.

2. That is too much jokes.

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