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A meme/example/description that's true to life - like true to size, except true to life.
I had a dream last night that I was packing for Mexico but I couldn't find anything to wear, which is true to life since I have no clothes
I'm a True LeBron fan, I've liked him ever since he's been good
Tight ass pants skinny ass fags wear
Osiel and Javier have skinny trues on
you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>
The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey
guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks
asshole:hey
girl:hey
girl:your nice
ashole:flerts with her
boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later
Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that
newgirlyeah
a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you
boy:I like you too
you guys hug
The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care
True Anal is a genre or sub genre of porn online and the acts involve anal to oral sex, the man has anal sex, and the woman sucks for penis and repeat. In some cases a man has anal sex with a woman and puts it in a mouth of another woman, sometimes it can be anal and oral sex with any amount of men and women
Pervert: True Anal is special
Watches a video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 1 sucks penis
Watches new video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 2 sucks penis
True Anal is a genre of porn when a man has anal sex with a woman and then puts his penis inside another woman’s mouth and repeat until climax
Man: Let’s have sex
Woman 1: Let’s do True Anal
Woman 2: It is great
Man: How does it work
Woman 1: Put your penis inside my poop hole
Woman 2: Then in my mouth
Man: Okay
Woman 1: OH YES! HARDER!
Woman 2: Finally, now let me suck your penis
Goes on a porn site
He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”
“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”