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Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
This guys real name is Peter, but he has a weird obsession with chickens, and memes
“Lord, it’s Chicken Fried Pete, and hes holding a bottle full of purple kool-aid”
a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"
Euphemism for "jesus christ"
Jeepers fried chicken, cut that shit out!
When someone or something really pisses you off.
Hey, I can't believe Sheila took credit for my idea. That really fried my cheese!
When polish people get fried and proceed to fling their shit at each other with ruby encrusted stainless steel spoons
Guy 1: bro, guess what?
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: me and Vanessa totally did some Polish Fried Flyers last night!
Guy 2: that’s gross