Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.
He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.
A short gnome with a long beard.
David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”
My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.
"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"
"Oh, just my hairy snowman."
Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.
Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams
A mixed alcoholic beverage comprising Guinness, Coke and Morgan's Rum.
"Geese us a Hairy Baird mister!"