I have brought peace

i have indeed brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire.

but i did not recieve the rank of master.

"i have brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire"

"Your new empire?"

time to have some balls

It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends

and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%

dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*

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have sex with a furry day

have sex with a furry day is on january 8th where you must have sex with a furry or you will be brutally murdered in front of 57,000 people

“OH NO IT’S ALMOST HAVE SEX WITH A FURRY DAY”
“AAAAAAAA”
“HELP US”

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Do you have a mask?

A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.

Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.

we all have goals.

response when someone does something goal worthy.

you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

you have stake in me

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!

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Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).