you have stake in me

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!

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time to have some balls

It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends

and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%

dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*

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have sex with a furry day

have sex with a furry day is on january 8th where you must have sex with a furry or you will be brutally murdered in front of 57,000 people

“OH NO IT’S ALMOST HAVE SEX WITH A FURRY DAY”
“AAAAAAAA”
“HELP US”

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have your ducks covered

Bases covered + ducks in a row = having our ducks covered.

It is obivous you are a metophore scrambler

When working on many things it is important to have your ducks covered.

I have brought peace

i have indeed brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire.

but i did not recieve the rank of master.

"i have brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire"

"Your new empire?"

i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.

Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."