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'Hello' Chicken

When you see someone you barely know but bump into regularly (neighbor, colleague from another department, milkman etc.) walking towards you on the street and you both stare at each other while approaching, and you have to decide when to say 'hello' to avoid looking either awkward (shouting it from too far away) or rude (saying it too late or not saying at all). The aim is that you still have to greet them first.
Just like when two cars play chicken.

- Oh man, there's the delivery guy again. Every time I take out the trash he's there, I'm tired of playing 'hello' chicken with him.

- Mike told me a hot girl moved in to the flatsh last month.
- Nice, did he ask her out already?
- Nah he's way too shy for that, I guess he just insists on playing 'hello' chicken when he bumps into her.

by emery303 October 28, 2019


Thai Hello

When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.

"Did you see Susie give Colin a Thai Hello last night?"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018


Hello Sevens

A woke greeting for a group. If you need to look up the definition, you should feel ashamed and consider sensitivity training.

Hello Sevens, why are you looking at me like I am unexpected?

by Woke_as_a_Joke August 24, 2022


Fathers Hello

To leave suddenly.

Person 1:Time to hit that "Fathers Hello"!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 walks away*

by Z_ee December 8, 2023


Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is a popular fictional Japanese White Bobtail cat created by the animation company Sanrio. As to popular urban legends, some say she is a demonic cat because she has no mouth, which is 100% false. Sanrio has stated she has no mouth because she speaks from the heart.

Her appearance usually consists of a big red or pink bow on her left ear, a yellow or light blue shirt with red or dark blue overalls with buttons. She also has a dark yellow colored nose.

Hello Kitty (her actual name is Kitty White) is a sweet, caring, friendly, fun loving cat. She loves her mother's apple pie, her twin sister Mimmy, and her friends My Melody, Kerokerokeroppi, Bad-Batz Maru, and Chococat.

Hello Kitty was originally created in 1974 by Sanrio, a Japanese animation company. Her fist appearance was on a PVC coin pouch. She made her debut in the United States in 1976. She is an anthromorphic cat - or a cat that behaves much like a human.

Hello Kitty has appeared on many toys, and various other things throughout her existence, as well as collaborations with other popular cultures for merchandise such as Naruto: Shippuden, Nissin Cup Instant Noodles, My Hero Academia, and many more.

Hello Kitty is a Kawaii fictional cat who is loveable in every way!

by MyMomsBFsucks97 March 13, 2021


Hello Kitty

a kid who is in a cat costume, like it or not bitch

person: I like hello kitty

other person: what are you 5?

by bandu da simp May 6, 2022


Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.

dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded

by I am in possession of nukes. February 14, 2024