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To intentionally screw someone over.
"The dealer that sold me the Oregano, really Christian Side Hugged me."
"That Con Man is a real Christian Side Hugger."
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May 14th is national hug day. Every may 14th, you have to give everybody you love a hug and whisper I love you in their ear. This makes it your favorite day of the year, because for once, you aren't getting jumped. Cried
Ex:1
Bob: Hey Leila!**gives Leila hug"
Leila: **hugs back*
Bob: (whisper) I love you❤
Leila: Aw I love you too
Ex: 2
Lola: Yo wassup Leila
Leila: **hugs Lola**
Lola: aw luv ya boo
Leila: whatevs it's just National Hug Day
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when you are chillin with your bros and you pounce on them giving them a hug. This will creep the shit out of them, but its OK (awesome ninja shown with QK) since the No Homo is obviously implied. Unless the kid just naturally creeps the shit out of you, Then a swift kick in the balls will be a justifiable counter attack and must be applied with 75% force minimum, may increase depending on how much the kid creeps you out.
My bro was chilling at his locker so i assassin's-creed-hugged him. Apparently he wasnt as chill about life as I am, so after the hug he turned around and fucking 200% force kicked me in the balls. I was on the ground for my entire free period. I had to go to the doctors. Turns out no grandchildren for mommy. She was apeshit. Speaking of apeshit, after my balls had healed from their explosion, I came into school and found that kid. I assassins creed hugged him again and he kicked me in that groin area, since there were no more balls. I was totally fine and punched him in the face, knocking him unconsious. Then I pissed all over his body. After that we went to court. The judge called the other kid to the stand and full blown Assasssins creed hugged his ass all the way to jail. I WIN BITCH!!!
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The sideways semi-hug followed by a pat on the shoulder when a guy is trying to leave a girl and an awkward situation.
Although Chad is usually a man of many words, in his attempt to let her down softly, he gave the side-pat-hug at the door before he split.
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November 28th is hug a furry day because November 27th is beat a furry day and we deserve compensation for that stupid holiday
person 1:did you know it's beat a furry day
person 2:dumbass that was yesterday now hug me
person 1:why
person 2:it's hug a furry day
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when is used to getting hugs from a thot and she dont give him one thats what he say
boy: girl where my hug at ?!
girl: i dont like you but here
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Yes, God wants us to be compassionate and kind and tender with each other. Not only that, but he wants us to love our enemies and serve our neighbors. As long as there is no body on body action. I’m talking of course about a “full frontal hug,” one of those sinful abominations where you just wrap your arms around a friend and embrace them. That’s why Christians the world over have pioneered the “side hug.” In the side hug there’s no risk of two crotches touching. Instead of face to face, you go side to side, putting your arm around the person and your hip against their’s. Still having a hard time mastering it? Pretend you’re taking a photo and you’re both looking at the camera together. The side hug, or A frame as it is also called, is safe for the whole family, friendly and above all holy. I don’t know the exact scripture reference but try the book of Psalms. That book is huge.
Have you seen Jon Acuff's new post about Christian SIde Hugs?
Yeah! Hilarious!
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