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There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.
warships of various types whose primary mission is laying or sweeping mines
The fisherman spotted a minecraft in the sea horizon.
the game that has a killer bunny,squidward,domestic violence,gun abuse, and most importantly edgy 14 year olds
Minecraft the game
Minecraft is the best game in the world it is the god game. It is the most played game which is good minecraft can make people happy. Minecraft is better than fornite in all ways except for being trash. Minecraft is the most awesome game I've ever played no wonder why it costs so much.
Minecraft is the best.
Virtual and legal alternative to drugs, the best shit you'll ever do.
Person 1: Wanna go to this party-
Person 2: FUCK THAT SHIT I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT