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An action hindering another person's progress. Commonly referenced as a sexually related progress but not exclusively related to just sexual affairs. From the European native art of cock-blocking. "Kalk-block"
My broski really cock-blocked me today by not calling me back in due time. Matt is a real cock-block, he didn't give me a phone number to a potential customer in time! Richards can be a real cock-block at times, he never includes me in his important stories! My brosef was not answering my text messages--he was acting like a real cock-blocking son of a bitch!
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When someone uses high privacy settings on Facebook so that you can't see any of their pictures unless you friend them.
Person 1: "Did you hear John got a new girlfriend?"
Person 2: "No way! I'm going to go stalk her Facebook right now."
Person 1: "You can't see anything; I've already tried."
Person 2: "What a stalk blocker."
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When you're really jamming out and someone like your parents or a teacher shuts it off unexpecctedly.
"Dude, my parents totally rock blocked me last night while I was listening to Lynrd Skynrd."
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To prevent a chicken from entering a dwelling
Person 1: Dude, why cant my chicken enter your house
Person 2: I totally cock blocked it
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When someone blocks you from scoring with a chick. Literally blocking your cock from going into her pussy.
I wanted to go on a trip with my friends but i had a girlfriend. It was a trip to Amsterdam and i told my girlfriend nothing was going to happen and I would be faithful. My friend, Alex Barnett, went ahead and told her I wasn't going to be faithful. She went on a break with me. " He cock blocked me"
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the feeling of instant memory loss you get when your half-way through a high and you cant remember anything that happened previous to that moment.
mid conversation:
friend: haha yeah that show is pretty funny.
you: yeah lol...........(cough)what have we been doing for the last hour and a half?
friend: i dont know... damn dude that was some hardcore memory block.
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When someone (Clint) goes in the bathroom when someone else has to take a dump(PC).
I have to go to the bathroom but Clint just dump blocked the bathroom.
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