Tard Car

The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.

Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!

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Car Wanker

Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.

#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."

Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*

#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."

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Car surfing

A passtime where a person rides on the outside of a car. In modern car surfing a cord is wearn around the weast of the car surfer and is like a bungie cord. But it is still a very dangerous sport.

Lets go car surfing.

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Smart Car

A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".

I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.

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car wash

another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex

"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"

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car bomb

kar' bom <middle english> favorite weapon of goatfuckers the world over.

Yo, muhammad, I can't find our F-16, so lets just blow some kids up with a car bomb. Allah Akbar!

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big car

a "big car" is a gansta slang form of bus

damn, dat ass got inside the big car

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