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November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?
A day where OJ is celebrated, loved, and admired. Citrus enthusiasts will drink OJ furiously and passionately through miniature straws or intelligently sipping it in a wine glass. Traditional International day of OJ activities include (but not limited to): swimming in orange juice, staring at oranges, dodgeball with oranges, basketball with oranges, dancing with oranges, and kickball with oranges. Activities at OJ festivals are followed by a religious orange prayer and an feast filled with apples, bananas, grapes, mango, and raspberries.
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “Yo you going to to the International Day of OJ festival tomorrow?”
Dude 2: “Hell yea”
This is the day, where you and your partner sits down and play af game together.
Efter the game is done, then it’s only the imagination that sets the boundaries
International game day
“ should we play a game?”
“Sure”
Game done
“What now?”
“What do you want?”
“I want…”
Held every October 30th. A day celebrating power bottoms and their contribution to the gay community. Tops often celebrate this day by gifting their favorite power bottom(s) their favorite lube.
Karl gifted his favorite bottom a jar of coconut oil on International Power Bottom Appreciation Day.
Something that is painfully obvious and/or clearly true.
That is a standard international door, dumbass.
A long passage of time relating to the amount of time which an intern spends before their proper employment.
Intern: I've been working for 2 years and no promotion, they've praised my work ethic and efficiency, but I'm still an intern.
Employee: I get ya; I was working with no pay for an internity!
27.8 is the day which is dedicated to every Felix who's name is mispelled as "Feliks" from birth.
"Is today International Feliks day?" -Ivari
" Yeah, It's my day!" - Feliks
"OH yeaaah, let me suck you off then!"- Ivari