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this is when your propositioned with a tricky situation/scenario whilst online.
person1: dude she totally asked me out last night, i started internet blushing
person2: sick!
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An True Internet Gangster is one who strives to make the most out of their time they spend online to exploit niche markets, discover new niche markets, run auto blogs, make ebay and amazon their bitch and turn it into real cash money.
Not to be confused with the idiots who act tough online.
That dude been making like 4 to 5k a month online, hes a real internet gangster.
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The Worst Web Browser Ever! I called it "Internet Sexplorer" when it was crashed after I clicked 2 links I downloaded Firefox at that time. However, I need to use Internet Explorer for some Microsoft sites because the dumb Microsoft's new Sliverlight , ActiveX and other Web applications to let people use
Internet Explorer is a piece of BULLSHIT!
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a common term now going through the internet thats where false information has been posted and it is taken by most people that it is true information.
Sara: hey did you hear ? Britney Spears is a virgin!
Hannah: No shes not, where did you hear that?
Sara: on the internet.
Hannah: Sara, thats internet fudge
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someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.
I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!
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What happens when you type "Google" into Google.
I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type "Google" into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.
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Fuck the Internet is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser beer and Red Bull energy drink.
To mix the drink, drop one standard shot of Red Bull into a glass of Budweiser beer. Immediately chug!
Person 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't find any mixed drinks with beer and Red Bull"
Person 2: "Dude, thats bullshit. Fuck the internet"
Person 1: "Good thinking! We'll make the drink up and call it "Fuck the Internet" and add it to UrbanDictionary"
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