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A Jacob is someone who calls himself jacoby and is crack head who you will love to hang out with
I like Jacob he is a deranged crackhead, serial killer
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A jacob is usually stubborn and only likes girl for what they can give on their body. They are fuckboys who will play you like you are a board game. Although jacobs are good looking and chill don't mistake that for a good thing. They use their looks to get with you. Don't date a jacob or you will end up heartbroken
person1- "hey didn't you date a jacob"
person2- "yeah but they ended up playing me"
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Similar to Cleveland, or Ohio. When in public and you want to tell somebody to check out some nice cleavage. Mention any of these words in the definition.
John: Hey Andy, have you been to Jacobs Field lately?
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
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Pitcher for the New York Mets. Arguably the best in the game right now, with a 2018 Cy Young, led the MLB with a 1.7 ERA had 269 Strikeouts, meanwhile the team was garbage around him, he had a 10-9 record .
In 2019 he had a 2.43 ERA, led the NL with 255 strikeouts and quite possibly be a back to back Cy Young winner. He had an 11-8 record
He also was the 2014 NL Rookie Of the Year. He’s on his way to Cooperstown
Guy 1: Who do you think is the best Pitcher in the League right now
Guy 2: Man, no one over the past 2 years has been more Dominant then Jacob deGrom. He’s the best right now
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When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.
I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.
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Jacob is the kind of guy everyone thinks is shy. Its not until you get to know him that you realize how wonderful he is. You get attached, he treats you right. And when he breaks your heart, you fall apart. If you break his, you will quickly realize how much you screwed up. He's amazing. You love him. He's amazingly perfect...gorgeous, smart, sporty times 10, and a heart of gold. Never give up a chance to get to know him. If you got him, your the lucky one.
Jacob Radermacher: sporty and kind and extremely loving
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