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the process of ejecting semen from the penis, and is usually accompanied by orgasm as a result of sexual stimulation. It may also occur spontaneously during sleep (called a nocturnal emission); what you would rather do than sit in on a boring, or otherwise worthless, activity.
Croce : Hey you wanna go see daVinci Code?
Saltz : Hell no, I'd rather jerk my gurk
Croce : Hey man Saltz didn't go with me to the movie so i went with Big Cheese.
JJSmedi : Yo, she jerk your gurk?
Croce : (smiles big) Nah man, we don't do that kind of stuff
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A person that is disguisting in every way possilbe. One that is an anouyance to people, and such. Most the time they are just acting in a stupid manner. But on rare occasions it is truely ment that someone is a id DUMBA**
*You are such A stupid, ignorent, foolish,........MEANIE-JERK FACE!!!!
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Mentally storing a person or situation for later use in a masturbation fantasy.
My boy Frank and I were at the strip club last week. There was this blonde with a killer body. He said he was going to jump drive jerk her later. Great call!
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Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.
With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.
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When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?
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The fabled "Rip City Jerks" is a young group of kids who have proclaimed themselves "the queens of Portland jerking", and have taken up the dance certainly known as "jerkin".
This "jerkin" can be best described as seeing a group of people(usually jungle bunnys) skip around in place like a ballarina as they listen to their pathetic excuse for music (see: jerkin' music). they claim Rip City (Portland Oregon) and are from parkrose highschool.
They go around doing their little fairy dance thinking its cool but unbeknown st to them, dressing like little 80's rock posers has already been done before. Black youth doesen't see that the so called "gear" is fashion taken from the techno age.
Many of them have taken up the name i(insertnamehere), which is taken from Apple Inc. and is copyrighted. the jerks are currently involved in two $120,000 lawsuits, one with Apple and the other is a a copyright infringement by the HoM (Homosexuals of America) for wearing the fairy rainbow colors that many have come to associate as "gay colors". This the HoM say Rip City jerks: "makes them look bad as altough they are butt pirates, they are no where near as gay as Rip City jerks or the jerking movement as a whole" HoM spokesperson Mike Hunt reported.
In conclusion, they're just some poorch monkey doin their lil rain dance tryin to get chicks. FUCK TAYLOR GANG, AND FUCK JERKING!
Man1: "who are those spearchucking fairys doing that rain dance over there?"
man2: "i believe the gay rights parade is in town, i mean look at the fruity colors!"
Jerk: NAW NIGGA WE RIP CITY JERKS CUZZZZZ we get off nigga its wat we do nigga rip city! taylor gang! we jerks and we stay jerkin!
Man1: "fag"
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The idea of a recline 'n jerk is the act of leaning back in a chair, or , said recliner, placing one hand behind the head in a relaxed fashion, then ejaculating, whilst in the comfort in the reclined position.
-i was in the back of the classroom, really bored, leaned back in my chair then recline 'n jerked.
- sitting at home, in my lazy boy recliner, relaxed, recline 'n jerked.
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