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A sexual act in which a man lies prostrate on the ground, and the receiver jumps off a bed or similarly high platform and attempts to land upon the man's penis.
My girlfriend is a total freak! She asked me if I wanted to try a Long Island Long Jump with her!
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Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.
Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
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1. The act of screaming (In an AAAAAAAA or AHHHHHH fashion) after a statement, usually when it's unnecessary to do so.
2. See we're jumping onto white base
The phrase stems from an episode of the anime Mobile Suit Gundam when Ryu Jose drove his rover off a cliff onto a space ship called "White Base." It became popular when a person who goes by Kajetokun made mixed clips of Ryu speaking and screaming into a song, similarly to a YTPMV.
Aizen Sosuke says:
-tell him to go die in a fire
-YOU CAN DO IT
-I BELIEVE IN YOU
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Summah Tyme Khrene says:
-You can stop jumping onto white base
-And start jumping into the panel
-Okay not really it isnt that deep
Aizen Sosuke says:
-SAAAAAARGE
-NOOOOOOOOO DON'T STOP
Summah Tyme Khrene says:
-lol
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An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?
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a more subtle term of go fuck your self
johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!
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From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.
"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
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While having sex, tell the woman you wish to 69. While getting into position, bust open her vagina with two fists, like forcing open a door open with a crowbar. Next, climb inside feet first pulling the lips up to your neck. Go to hollywood and apply to be a stunt man, because you have a cool new jumpsuit!
"Honey, open the door, where all dying to see your new clothes"
"One moment!"
*door opens*
"Like my new pink skin jump suit? I used Sally from next door! You ok down there Sally?"
"I feel refreshed"
"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!"
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