Yeah key yeah, no key no no no
Bob: Yeah key!
Bad Bob: no key!
Bob: *kills bad bob*
Making a chasity slave play with the key to his cage, without opening it
He was desperate to be unlocked but she spent the whole evening key fucking him
The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.
Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.
When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".
Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
Literally: "I love Vicky." It could mean: vicky is bomb; (set of words expressing ones affection or love towards a person named vicky.)
DUDE! toma tomon key!
she is so awesome... and my girlfriend ;)
This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”