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key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know April 9, 2018


real key

It’s like high key but the real shit.

That’s real key

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020


Keyed

Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.

The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.

Man, I'm keyed right now. :)

by MrCush3 December 1, 2016


keyed

High on Cocaine

Keyed and ready to party

by King Chilie October 1, 2015


Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 5, 2022


key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018


key readings

Readings that represent the main topics of an idea that allows the reader to understand the material in a better manner.

A key readings for studying the solar system would include books of articles on the different planets.

by Ms. Psych November 29, 2013