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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.

driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”

by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024


BeJrovBooTy GanBJraSTa the Last payback

Bending over bootys Banging ASS'S the last payback A Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty GanBJraSTa the Last payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY October 11, 2023


to breathe ones last

To die

Everyone has to breathe ones last someday.

by Ariel Dawn Wales March 1, 2016


Last Lunch

he thirteenth episode of the seventh season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock, the 138th overall episode, and the second part of the one-hour series finale.

Last Lunch received universal acclaim from critics. According to Nielsen Media Research, the episodes were watched by 4.88 million viewers during their original broadcast, becoming 30 Rock's highest-rated episodes for two years

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023


Was really nice talking to you last night :)

When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"

Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"

by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019


Last item curse

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.

Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.

by ChameleonDragon February 7, 2018


Ralph (Last Name)

The last name is of Norse origin and is a very prominent in Jewish communities. The Ralph family lineage can directly be traced back to the Rothchild family.

Man, look at that new Ralph (Last Name) kid, gyping people like usual.

by ProfoundMercury April 13, 2023