All Time Low

THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME BAND EVER! they have four albums that are amazing and if you dont listen to them you are a dumbshit for not listening to good music ;)

Girl: "Hey did u check out All Time Low like i told you?"

Guy: "No i kinda forgot..."

Girl "You dumbshit! I will slap yo ass fool"

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low joule beer

the best god damn beer on the planet...tastes great..its smooth for skullin and to top it off it low in joules...hellllllll yer.

mmmmmmm low joule

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All Time Low

Songs that all sound exactly the same, "hot" bandmembers, and just a pinch of teenage angst.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.

Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.

Teenage girl 1: ZOMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW THEY'RE THE BEST EVER.
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!

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EVERYDAY LOW PRICE

EVERYDAY LOW PRICE was orignated in Bismarck North Dakota at Zimmerman's Furniture. By having the EVERYDAY LOW PRICE you don't have sales and the price stays the same today, tommorow, and next week, you don't raise the price to lower the price and call it a SALE.

Hello welcome to Zimmerman's Furniture my name is Dustin, at Zimmerman's we have the EVERYDAY LOW PRICE, we don't mark are product up to mark it down and call it a sale.

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Chain hang low

letting your dick swing like a fucking pendulum while a girls beneath you trying to get at it

Does your chain hang low, does it wobble to the floor.

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All time low

they USED to be a good band until they became sell-outs...now there just posers.

wow, i miss all time low BEFORE all the little twelve-year-olds became obsessed with them and swarmed their shows.

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one hung low

The definition of my last name in the Chinese language.

Did you know that the sorry bastard that has been on night crew for years has a last name that means One Hung Low in a sushi language?

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