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your teacher and your librarian are having sex in the bathroom
teacher: lets go on a lunch break ;)
librarian: sure baby lets go
Two individuals trying to be stealth about their relationship. When asked what they are doing, instead of giving the real answer they insist on covering it up. "Made lunch"= "made love"
A: What did you and YOUR GIRL do yesterday
B: Nothing much, we just made lunch
Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase
Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch
When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.
My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.
Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch
Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.
Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.
Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."