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A fat retarded science teacher. She likes to believe that she's not fat and retarded at her job, but we all know that she's a whore on the inside.
When I talk about the devil and Osama Binladin mating and having a kid, I'm talking about Mrs. Johnson.
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V. To slap a person in the face with your penis, usually after breaking their knees with an inflatable squeaky baseball bat.
"That hooker was going to call the cops on me after i gave her a mr. duffy last night, so i had to kill her GTA style.
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A guy or girl that is basically succeeding at everything that a person is supposed to be, according to social expectations. (i.e. the right clothes, job, house, ride, good looking, in shape, tech savvy, environmental, financially astute) and it annoys the bejesus out of you because they know it and are quietly smug and condescending in general attitude.
Hey man have you talked to Dave lately?
Who? You mean Mr. Awesome?
Dude, I know. He makes me hate my life.
Yeah, he'll remind you of that too.
Hey Jenny, where were you Thursday?
Volunteering at Amnesty International.
Oh Jeez. You're a real Ms. Awesome.
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the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario.
the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.
the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.
the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.
just by reading this, you are pitied by him.
his name is Mr. T.
'I PITY THE FOOL!'
russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!
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A teacher who tends to be normaly alright with the actions of her students, she is laid back, cool, and usually good looking.
NOTE:She doesn't approve of things that physicaly hurt students, like fights or peircings in class
Dude, Mrs Gonzales is such a Mrs G, right?
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1.A man who has sexual intercourse with another man's wife/girlfriend whilst he is away from home.
2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)
3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"
If you dont have sex with with your girl she'll have to call mr postman...
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1.an evil dwarf who lives in a cage. as a dwarf, he does not have many friends.
2. an alter ego of magister (but dot tell anyone)
"oh Mr. Maribito, we keep him in a cage
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