To Jizz in a females face giving the facade of sexual security, then proceeding to sucker punch her in the eye to leave a dark shiner.
She cheated on me so I gave her a Mad Rob for her kindness.
intense jealousy, often for the most pretentious reasons, such as desired material items, potential dating partners, and attention
when I saw her chihuahua purse I was like, totally mad jelz
When you have an abundent amount of liquids for consumption
"Yo, I'm going to Kroger to get me some Mad Bev, I'm hella thirsty."
Noun: a man who looks like a girl, but doesn’t identify as a girl.
Verb: gay sex
noun
Hobo 1: Bro he looks mad homo
Hobo 2: nobody asked
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verb
Hobo 1: bro what happened in that tent? that looked mad homo
Hobo 2: we were putting hobo 3’s sex doll back together
Someone who is staggeringly ugly and we dont know how ugliness can get that horrible
Holly is a BOOKI MADNESS
A new term used to describe a person's antagonistic attitude. Such attitude may be caused by mixing steroids and alcohol or an ex-girlfriend being introduced to the new girlfriend and or PMS.
"Damn that new dude we just met brought some mad mafia with him."
"She must be on the rag cuz she's got some mad mafia."
When someone who’s humble receives a compliment but they play it off in a cool way while low-key getting mad. When someone isn’t actually mad but pretends to be so the person quits complimenting them.
Person: Hey Evan, you’re actually so smart, you literally have a 4.0
Evan: (getting low-key mad) Nah it’s just junior college it doesn’t even count the same.
Person: Evan quit being humble mad and just accept it.