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A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.
That guy is a moldy mike.
A very dedicated Urban Dictionary author and proud contributor of the word Beejcake.
"No matter how many times my entry Beejcake was rejected, I never gave up hope. After fourty days and nights in the desert praying for rain, well I'll be damned... it rained."
-Mike Beejmaster
A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.
Some bitch nigga with a mini Afro. He skates and obviously gets no ass. He also likes men
It’s that bitch nigga mike Morreale
when your name is Michael but you are too bootylicious for you babe.
Look at him go, he must be Mike-a-licious!
A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.
Father Mike will sort that out!
The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever
Huh, you want the magic mike ? Yeah thats what i thought