This foul creature comes out once a year at the beginning of February. Once he has finished thawing from his winter hibernation he recalls as many facts about the Wales National Rugby team as he can and regurgitates them into the world.
He cares not if you are interested, listening or even conscious he will pierce your delicate mind with as much rugby bullshit as he possibly can for he is only out in the real world for 6 short weeks before he hibernates once again to reminisce about Wales and their former glory.
What ever you do, do NOT initiate any conversation with this monster for the next 6 weeks as it will all end the same , "Wales has won three Six Nations Grand Slam in eight years"
"Oh shit, 6 Nations Ellis is back..."
"Fuck off 6 Nations Ellis I don't want to talk about the Wales squad from 1971"
9π 1π
a day to do WHATEVER we want !!! May18
Itβs national kids day turn up!!
8π 2π
A day used for celebrating a brother (June 12)
National Brothers Day is in June 12th
16π 3π
The medium-dense line of soft fur adorning the canvas of Nicolas Cage's navel to the base of his monument.
What an incredible trip to Boston! I only wish we could have eaten some hummus from the National Treasure Trail.
Nicolas Cage has lured many a starlet to tour his National Treasure Trail.
18π 3π
National Amanda Day is a day dedicated to an amazing girl named Amanda. Her humor and kindness can make anyone instantly happy, not to mention that she's beautiful and relatable.
"Have you heard? Its National Amanda Day!"
29π 7π
A day to appreciate dumbassβs for being dumb but beautiful/handsome while doing it! Which is on August 25!
Angie:Itβs national dumbass day
Levi: Post me!
Angie: *posts Levi*
44π 12π
National sisters day is to appreciate your big sisters or little sisters and to be grateful for them.
Hey Maria did you go wish your mean ass sister a happy national sisters day.
27π 6π