When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.
Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*
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latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
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A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
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The act of puking into the partner's anus, sticking your penis in, and then pulling it out and proceeding to put it in the partner's mouth.
I gave her a good old fashion Alabama Bean Dip last night
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What Mario R. does to Natalie A.
*** The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside .
Man , Mario gave Natalie a nice warm Alabama Hot Pocket last night . I could hear them heating it up all last night .
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Often confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun.
"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"
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an alabama hot pocket is a disgusting fetish where a male shits in a girls vagina and sticks his dick in it. or with a two girls a girl A shits in girl Bs vagina and licks it.
man i need to shit. want an alabama hot pocket.
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