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The act of buying a Tin of Dutch Butter Cookies then emptying the contents and then take a dump in the tin container. Place on kitchen counter and wait for people to take the bait and open expecting a tasty sugar cookie.
Hey I went to Ward's last night and opened up some sugar cookies and saw a brown log.
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when one man lathers his satchel in cookie dough and the girl sticks some chocolate chips up her backward area...and the make sweet love in a sauna...and eat it if they get and chips and dough to collide...they then continue to whip eachother until bleeding occurs. After this they go to the females parents house and spit on the females mother...and slap the father.
Jim and Lil were bored and near a sauna and fresh cookie dough...They decided to make anal cookie. Jim lathered is white white cocker in the cookie dough and lil fed her nice applebottom some chocolate chips...they made cookies in the sauna and afterwards whipped eachother till the bled. They then went to Lils house and spit on lils mom. Then they slapped her father, but not too hard because he has a shotgun.
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when a lesbian punches her pregnant girlfriend in the stomach and eats the dead fetus from her vagina
My girlfriend said it's OK to fuck dude, but if i get pregnant the baby is going to end up a butch cookie.
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The new term for teabagging in the Halo world. Instead of asking, "How do my nuts taste?", when teabagging, one can say, "Take that penis cookie!"
Guy 1 kills Guy 2 in Halo and teabags him.
Guy 1 : How does that penis cookie taste?
Guy 2 : Damn, I can't fit it all in my mouth at once.
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Props,Or an addition to the amount of people who you cause to back down or bitch back (brownie points)
Girl:Man,I Jus Heard That bitch sayin she was gon fight jim's babymomma
Girl2:Please, That Hoe Gets No Gangster Cookies For That
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Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.
Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!
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after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
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