about five seconds

A term referring to a relatively short amount of time, usually not actually five seconds.

"It was cool for about five seconds before it got boring."

"I've only seen about five seconds of that movie."

"Dude, I'll be there in about five seconds, alright?"

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Hand Tickle Five

A elegantly creepy twist to everyone's favorite past time. The "High Five." This is performed on the unsuspecting victim under the guise of a regular "five." Both participants hands are raised up in the traditional fashion, however, as the palms meet, the attacker quickly springs to action dragging their fingertips across the victim's palm leaving the victim confused, grossed-out, and overall, a bit upset.

Christine "GOOD JOB!! High five?"

*raises hand

*slap

Adrian "Oh my God. What the hell did you just do to me?!?!"

Christin "Hand Tickle Five!!! Muahahah!!!!"

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twenty five eight

Even greater than twenty four seven. Describes something occurring for more hours than there are in a day, and for more days than there are in a week.

Since he got his new girlfriend, he's been hanging with her twenty-five eight. We never see him anymore!

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five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most

Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

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five string king

If you ever have the pleasure of seeing Keith Richards use his five sting, then you better be on your favourite drug, because then you can finaly say you are experienced.

Any tour or LP you can find him on he will prove to be the worlds greatest five string king.

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penis high five

When two guys pass each other through a door way , and rub crotches with each other as they squeeze through. Usually attributed to the fact that they both think they are to hard to yield to the other guy.

Marvin was too cool to let Patrick into the office before he left, resulting in a penis high five as they both squeezed through the door way.

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five finger discount

To Steal

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

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