No Simp September, No Nut November blah blah blah, nobody cares
be prepared for a real challenge, No Oral October B)
Yo Hows No Oral October going?
Yoooo its going poggers not like I'd get oral any other month B)
National ask out your crush day.GOOD LUCK.
Girl 1.hey it is October 30
Girl 2.oh yea it is national ask your crush out
National give ur girl friend ur hoodie day
Look it's your girlfriend you should give her your hoodie since it's October 30 national give your girlfriend your hoodie day
What today is.
Today is October 14th. It's all I gotta say.
National read your girlfriend a bedtime story day!
Girlfriend: Do you remember what day it is?
Boyfriend: No, what day is it?
Girlfriend: It's October 14th!
Boyfriend: Welp, I guess I'll get to reading
October 14th is National shut the fuck up day. nobody likes you. plus you’re adopted
“yo look it’s October 14th.. ya bozo”
“wow”