Heady-er-than-thou, clean looking young hippie dude. Usually sporting manicured dreadlocks and wearing expensive hemp clothing. Mostly found on the East coast of U.S.A., but commonly seen on the West Coast (esp. Northern California, or Oregon.) driving late model Toyota pickups, or 4-Runners with N.Carolina, Vermont, or Massachusetts license plates. (See also Trustafarian) Can often be found at; Widespread Panic or Phish concerts, co-ops and trendy cafes. The heady mountain co-brah ends most sentences with "brah" (a heady term for brother.)
That new dude from the East Coast ain't no dirt hippie. He's a "heady mountain co-brah." He never runs out of cash, is always drinking dank beer, and smoking the best bud.
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a sloppy ass banging while on a waterbed or other unstable base.
Mary wanted to try taking it in the ass on the old kitchen table but it was shaking up so much it ended up a big ole' Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory in there.
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A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message
Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now
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The Rocky Mountain Tumbler is when you just get done boning a girl... and then you KICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS!
I gave that slut the rocky mountain tumbler, and it gave her a bloody nose.
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"He must have ate something that disagreed with him and was doing the 'Rocky Mountain Two Step' all day". (Nicer way to tell someone you or others have/had diarrhea). Could also be 'Rocky Mountain Side Step' or 'Rocky Mountain Quick Step'
The act of two individuals eating excessive Mexican food or other gastro indecisive foods, and holding back the urge to diarrhea, and instead diarrhea into a pillow case and proceed to have a pillow fight
Tom WTF happened in the apartment last night?! It looks like someone pressed their ass against the wall and let it rip! Tad and Rich had a damn Rocky Mountain Sludge Fight in the apartment last night!
lost mountain middle school is really bad