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Lager.
So called as lager is a fizzy beer with lots of bubbles.
1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.
4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.
Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.
A beer given to a friend leaving a party for them to consume after arriving home safely.
Don't leave without your victory beer dumbass!
Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!
A Skype-Beers is when you video conference your friends on Skype and everyone on the call drink beers.
I did a Skype-Beers with my buddies yesterday.
Beers that are opened, sipped, and immediately placed down. However, this process is repeated throughout the whole night by the same individual. As a result, the beers are found the next morning as a complete and utter waste.
After the party last night, I found all of M-Beers lying around. Yet he still denied that they were his.