chip shop fart

A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!

Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.

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skivvie chips

is what forms at the bottom of your skivvies when you don't change skivvies after a night of good sex or from not washing for more than 24 hours.

after a night of good sex he woke up to find skivvie chips in his drawers.

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dip your chip

To masturbate
Verb form (Dipping your chip)
Also Known as: Rubbing your Chub, Stripping your tip, and Stroking Your Goat.

"Man, Someone told me you like to dip your chip in the boys bathroom."

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Chip yo chin

Taking a closed fist and stricking another's chin but minding not to make a full connection; chipping the chin with your knuckle.

Dude, give me the homework before i chip yo chin. -.-

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wet potato chip

After a large callus on the ball of your foot comes off in one clean piece (especially after physical abuse to it) ; it bears a resemblance to a large, moist kettle cooked potato chip.

Pushing off the ball of my foot all day during the soccer game, by the time I got home and peeled my sock off, a wet potato chip fell out.

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Fish and chips muncher

A racial slur for white British people, you can also use tea slurper

“Yo Jonathan, you are a fish and chips muncher!” Said the curry muncher

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Jackin Ya Chips

An alternative way of saying "I'm joking", most commonly present in the North East of England (AKA Geordie land).
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.

Friend1: "I just saw an old lady pull her knickers down!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"

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