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space in a crowded conversation were by you have a chance to add / burst in a comment that progressively opens out the conversation.
jack:her eye brow is so high
backround chuckie:lolololololololololol
jill:i kwn
jack:up/down
jill:you look worried
ginger:browser.....<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<there space spot/zit
backround chuckie:lolololololol
jill:lololololololololololol
jack:do you do birthday parties?
backround chuckie:lolololololol
“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
“What does that mean?”
Spotted or Spotting is a game where one male tries to ejaculate onto a spot on another male's body (back, forehead, armpit etc)
Kevin is really good at being spotted.
His aim the other day was amazing
When the driver of a g wagen discovers that he can go more than 80 km/h driving a Nissan patrol so he names a new climax spot on his girlfriend/wife after his new discovery.
Last night I found her patrol spot, Last night was great, I didn’t know about that patrol spot, Thanks to the patrol spot I felt like a woman again.
Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
1) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
None of these things is any good on its own, It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.
2) Look for the nose-holes,Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy.
3) “The feet,” she said. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings
Take care out there and beware of Witches
Important survival guide on how to spot a witch
The stain left in your underwear when you don't wipe well enough
Joe left a rust spot in my nicest pair of Haynes