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Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.

Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.

by someoneouthere August 16, 2006

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potato daddy

A fat person, who girls (notably loose women) use when they are feeling down about themselves.

The words "potato daddy" are derivative from "couch potato" and a girl having "daddy issues".

Danny is a homebody couch potato who gives Stephanie the security and warmth of a father to Stephanie who has daddy issues and just uses Danny when she didn't bring any one home from the bars that particular night.

After Stephanie goes home alone after a night of drinking, she calls her potato daddy (Danny).
Who is her security booty call, since he will certainly be home alone as he is a couch potato.

by KetchingFire January 14, 2017

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short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd March 20, 2018

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Sweet potato

A thicc ass that looks warm and delicious to consume

Damn I wanna eat her sweet potato

by supersonic21 April 22, 2019

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Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.

Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.

by TomKVideo December 8, 2008

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Autism potatoes

3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only

Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

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Potato Fairy

A person who loves potatoes and is very awkward unless around other potato faires. Often people named Olivia or Kristina call themselves potato faires

Stop being such a potato fairy!

by bunnyfluggen August 18, 2016

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