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Purple Monkey is the name of a character (puppet) on YouTube, who is well-known for his warped personality. Usually can be found by typing "Purple Monkey", "jh20001" or "LV Mobsquad" in YouTube's search function.
Purple Monkey: "Why do black people call themselves black?....they're brown..."
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When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.
"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"
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1. a situation where you're dating a girl who isn't as attractive as her much, much, much, much younger sister.
2. derived from the movie of the same name, having relations with a woman while lusting after the little sister you can't have due to age.
My life is The Color Purple right now. My girlfriend's sister is hot, but I can't do anything because she isn't 18 yet
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n. Alternate name for one's asshole. Name derives from the popular cereal brand which features Toucan Sam. See balloon knot
The snatch ain't bad, but when is this broad going to let me at that purple fruitloop of hers.
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If girls wear Purple Tears under their eyes, it means one of two things.
1. They are high on weed or drugs at the club.
2. They are down to fuck with strangers.
Example 1: "purple" is a slang term for high quality weed.
Example 2: "purple teardrops(Purple Tears) I cry" - Lady Gaga, Paparazzi
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We two people have sex
Blue (One person) + Red ( Another person) = Purple
Doesn't have to mean boy and girl only. Can mean Boy+Boy or Girl+Girl or any other gender/any lack of gender
Colors don't have gender
Those two were making purple earlier.
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Go to sleep before i stick my purple grapes in you mouth!
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